Shipping policy

🚚 SHIPPING & THE LONG HAUL

The "Made-to-Order" Reality: Listen, we don't keep a dusty warehouse full of pre-made gear sitting on shelves. That’s a dog act for the environment and our overheads. Every single shirt and patch you order is printed specifically for you the second you hit "buy."

Processing (The Smoko Factor): Because we’re doing it properly, give us 2 to 5 business days for the hard yakka of printing and packing. We pack gear between smokos and shifts. If you’re ordering during a massive footy final or a public holiday, give us a bit of grace—we're legends, not robots.

Shipping Times: Once the gear is on the truck, Australia Post or our couriers take over the steering wheel.

• Standard Shipping: Usually 3 to 8 business days depending on if you live in the big smoke or out in the sticks.

• Express Shipping: We’ll shove it to the front of the line, but once it’s out of our hands, we can’t make the truck drive faster.

Tracking Your Gear: The second your kit is on its way, we’ll shoot you an email with a tracking link. Don't be the bloke who emails us two hours after ordering asking where his shirt is. Check the link, wait for the postie, and stay calm.

The "Don't Be a Dog" Policy: If the postie leaves your gear on the porch and someone swipes it, or if you gave us the wrong address because you were three tinnies deep while shopping—that’s on you. Double-check your details before you confirm. We're here to get you the best gear in Australia, not to fix your typos.